Tommy Norris Quotes

There’s no comparable business to oil except Las Vegas. And what do they have in common? The house always wins, because the house can afford to lose.

There’s far more happy people without planes than there are with them.[to Cami]

There is not many people on this planet that care enough to cry over something that somebody else went through.

The people that tell us that breakfast is the most important meal of the day are the sons of b**ches that make the stuff. You think our ancestors had breakfast? You think cavemen sat around a f***ing fire, eating waffles? No. I guarantee you. I mean, if they ate breakfast at all, it was probably bone marrow and an impala they dried out over a fire. But I guarantee you they didn’t have cornflakes.

The moral high ground gets real windy at night.[to Rebecca]

Men die, oil companies don’t die. My job ain’t going anywhere.[to Angela]

Listen, fathers and daughters need to live by a code, so you tell me you’re a virgin until the day you die, and if you ever have kids, tell me you’re artificially inseminated. And if you can do that for me, I’ll pay for college and your little BMW and the apartment and all that s***. But, please, give me the illusion.[to Ainsley]

Let me tell you something about women. When they do something irrational, like kick you out of the house, you got to sit them down and give them a goddamn good listening to.[to Cooper]

If we never keep our word, what’s our word worth?[Cami Miller]Nothing. Nobody’s is. That’s what the lawyers are for.[Tommy Norris]

I would like to point out, I am licensed to carry concealed in this state.[Rebecca Falcone]I’d like to point out, Rebecca, that you don’t need a license to carry concealed in this state. That’s why we all wave at each other when we’re driving. Because everybody’s f***ing armed.[Tommy Norris]

However you raise your son is how he’s gonna raise his son. And that cycle is almost impossible to break.[to Cooper]

How come you’re always right?[Ainsley Norris]Because I spent all my life being wrong. I never forgot the lessons.[Tommy Norris]