Don’t tell me you were a Girl Scout.[Tyler Galpin]I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually, I have an uncle who went to prison for that.[Wednesday Addams]
I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it.
Your lack of empathy is what makes you the weak link, spiritually speaking.[Larissa Weems]I’m the only link that matters.[Wednesday Addams]
William Faulkner said, “The past is never dead. It’s not even the past.” In fact, it’s all still happening.
Tears don’t fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.
Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry.
Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?[Tyler Galpin]It’s more of a hobby.[Wednesday Addams]
If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance I’m just enjoying myself.[to Eugene]
I know I’m stubborn, single-minded and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. Yes, and serial killers. [to Thing]
You thought I was your hero? I’m not. I always play dirty, and I never fight fair. The only side I’m on is my own, and the only place I’ll lead you is off a cliff. So do not put me on a pedestal, because I will burn it down.
You remind me of my brother, sans the desire to strangle him every waking moment.[to Eugene]
You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee. Interesting thing about bees. Pull out their stingers, and they drop dead.[to Bianca]
