Wednesday Addams Quotes

This is far too unique to wear to something like class. I suggest we wait for a more special occasion, like a funeral.[to Enid, about the snood]

Darling, we aren’t the ones who got you expelled. That boy’s family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?[Morticia Addams]Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.[Wednesday Addams]

Poe said, “I don’t believe in ghosts, but they’ve been chasing me my whole life.” I’ve always believed that to be haunted is a choice. What we are really haunted by is our past. No matter how hard we try to shake it free, it has us by the teeth. If this past is what haunts us, the present is a graveyard that requires payment for transgressions.

You’re like a cockroach.[Tyler Galpin]Please, flattery will get you nowhere.[Wednesday Addams]

People like me and you, we’re different. We’re original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don’t need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are. [to Eugene]

Machiavelli once said that friendship is watching a person’s slow drip of miseries and feeling honored to be present for their most dismal moments.

Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party.

I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools, run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.

Don’t you like a day that’s all about you?[Tyler Galpin]Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song.[Wednesday Addams]

Did it ever occur to you that we’re all just out here trying our best?[Enid Sinclair]Trying your best means you’re planning on failing and letting me know in advance.[Wednesday Addams]

This place belongs to a friend.[Wednesday Addams]You’ve actually made a friend. That poor kid will be going home in a body bag.[Uncle Fester]

You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried.[to Laurel]