Writers should always refill their creative cups before they begin again. So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
Wednesday. It is certainly good to see you back among the living on this Day of the Dead.[Barry Dort]The day is young.[Wednesday Addams]
Want to order a quad and join us? Maybe have some fun?[Enid Sinclair]I’m where fun goes to die.[Wednesday Addams]
Wait. This is the first time you’ve ever willingly returned to a school. How does it feel?[Morticia Addams]Like returning to the scene of the crime. I already know where the bodies are buried.[Wednesday Addams]
The mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.[to Enid]
Ew. What died?[Enid Sinclair]Smells like childhood.[Wednesday Addams]
[about Agnes] She tried to kill me, remember?[Enid Sinclair]Yes, but she failed, which proves she’s only an amateur.[Wednesday Addams]
Sartre said, “Hell is other people.” He was my first crush.
My mother and I spent some quality time together. Got our hands dirty.[Wednesday Addams]Gardening?[Valerie Kinbott]Grave-digging.[Wednesday Addams]
My father’s twice the man you are, and the only thing he murders is the occasional opera in the shower.[to Donovan]
Are you and your mother close?[Marilyn Thornhill]Like two inmates sentenced to life on the same cell block.[Wednesday Addams]
Joining the campfire festivities this evening, Ms. Addams?[Barry Dort]I usually enjoy cruel and unusual punishments. Not tonight.[Wednesday Addams]Most people would have FOMO. “Fear of missing out.”[Barry Dort]I have FOBI. “Fear of being included.”[Wednesday Addams]
