It’s either they write our story or we do. You can’t have it both ways.[to Larissa]
Is Dr. Fairburn an Outcast?[Wednesday Addams]No. Why does that matter?[Judi]It’s like a vegetarian writing a book on cannibalism. Always been skeptical of psychiatrists.[Wednesday Addams]
I’ve always hated the expression, “write what you know.” It’s a hall pass for the imagination-impaired. But when your life becomes a twisted mystery, maybe it’s time to lean into it.
I’m most comfortable with uncomfortable silence.
I’m doomed. I have nothing to wear. And where’s the top to my zebra-striped bikini?[Enid Sinclair]Hiding in shame.[Wednesday Addams]
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but in this case, Weems really fudged up.[Barry Dort]I don’t like to speak ill of the dead either. It’s much more fun to demonize the living.[Wednesday Addams]
I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.
I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. [Ms. Thornhill]
I don’t evolve. I cocoon.
Your father and I buried the hatchet. Maybe you should do the same.[Donovan Galpin]I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them.[Wednesday Addams]
Ms. Thornhill’s just ordered pizza. Want to take a stab at being social?[Enid Sinclair]I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much.[Wednesday Addams]
Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses.
