You know, I think you’re the only girl in the world that can stand on a stage with a spotlight in your eye and still see a diamond inside a man’s pocket.[to Lorelei]
Why did you just stand there and let him kiss you?[Lorelei Lee]You want to hear something crazy? I think I’m falling in love with that slob.[Dorothy Shaw]Oh, you just feel that way because he’s poor.[Lorelei Lee]I hope so.[Dorothy Shaw]
The chaperon job’s is to see that nobody else has any fun. But nobody chaperons the chaperon. That’s why I’m so right for this job.[to Gus]
Say, they told me you were stupid. You don’t sound stupid to me.[Esmond Sr.]I can be smart when it’s important. But most men don’t like it.[Lorelei Lee]
Remember, honey, on your wedding day, it’s all right to say yes.[to Lorelei]
May you show me a place to take my shoes off. My feet are killing me.[Dorothy Shaw]Dorothy, please, a lady never admits her feet hurt.[Lorelei Lee]
If we can’t empty his pockets between us, we’re not worthy of the name Woman.[to Lorelei]
If a girl’s spending all of her time worrying about the money she doesn’t have, how is she going to have any time for being in love? I want you to find happiness and stop having fun.[to Dorothy]
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I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.[to Piggy]
[holding a tiara]How do you put it around you neck?[Lorelei Lee]You don’t, lovie, it goes on your head.[Dorothy Shaw]You must think I was born yesterday.[Lorelei Lee]Well, sometimes, there’s just no other possible explanation.[Dorothy Shaw]
Honey, did it ever occur to you that some people just don’t care about money?[Dorothy Shaw]Please, don’t be silly. We’re talking serious.[Lorelei Lee]
Have you got the nerve to stand there and expect me to believe that you don’t want to marry my son for his money?[Esmond Sr.]It’s true.[Lorelei Lee]Then what do you want to marry him for?[Esmond Sr.]I want to marry him for your money.[Lorelei Lee]