Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you will find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding. But there’s also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who’s been standing beside you all along.
Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman, is to offer her a wedding ring.
Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.
Your wedding will be huge, just like your ass at prom.[to Liv]
Your wedding better watch it.[to Emma]
If I were your wedding, I’d sleep with one eye open.[to Emma]
A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life. You have been dead until now. Were you aware of that? You’re dead right now.
