What sort of pub is this, then?[Soap]It’s a Samoan pub.[Samoan Joe’s Barman]What’s that?[Bacon]It’s a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.[Samoan Joe’s Barman]No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn’t expecting a f***ing rain forest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that.[Bacon]You want a pint, go to the pub.[Samoan Joe’s Barman]I thought this was a pub.[Bacon]It’s a Samoan pub.[Samoan Joe’s Barman]
