Bacon Quotes

You take those guns, and you throw them off a bridge.[Eddie]And throw yourself off while you’re at it.[Bacon]

What sort of pub is this, then?[Soap]It’s a Samoan pub.[Samoan Joe’s Barman]What’s that?[Bacon]It’s a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.[Samoan Joe’s Barman]No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn’t expecting a f***ing rain forest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that.[Bacon]You want a pint, go to the pub.[Samoan Joe’s Barman]I thought this was a pub.[Bacon]It’s a Samoan pub.[Samoan Joe’s Barman]

These are not stolen, they just haven’t been paid for.

Scarface. I’ve watched Scarface. If you want to know how to do a drug deal, you watch Scarface.

Little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f***-off, shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good because they don’t make any noise. And the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. S*** them right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.[Soap]Soap, is there something we should know about you?[Tom]I’m not sure what’s more worrying, the job or your past.[Bacon]

Don’t think because these boxes are sealed up, they’re empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. And by the look of some of you lot here today, I’d make more money with me measuring tape.