I’ll write about fashion. And I’ll sleep with history.
I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.
I need to do the right thing.[Hamish Moss]Honey, in show business, no one does the right thing.[Siobhan Corbyn]
I mean, just because you got 30 bodies buried in your crawl space don’t mean you can’t have a really terrific rec room and be a respectable business man.
I like your sense of humor, sir. You might need it.[to Lyndon]
I guess when you live forever, you run out of stories.
I am not a human being, but a spirit and fell demon from hottest Hell.
Humans respond to fear in two simple ways: fight or flight. There’s no shame in getting the hell out of the way.
Here’s my other offer. You can all just die.
He’s in the middle of getting his anus waxed and bleached. Is that a thing now? I mean, how would someone even know their anus needs bleaching? I couldn’t pick my butthole out of a lineup.
Has there ever been a more aptly named style of music than grunge?
Half-baked science always leads to conspiracy theories.
