I am not a human being, but a spirit and fell demon from hottest Hell.
Humans respond to fear in two simple ways: fight or flight. There’s no shame in getting the hell out of the way.
Here’s my other offer. You can all just die.
He’s in the middle of getting his anus waxed and bleached. Is that a thing now? I mean, how would someone even know their anus needs bleaching? I couldn’t pick my butthole out of a lineup.
Has there ever been a more aptly named style of music than grunge?
Half-baked science always leads to conspiracy theories.
From blood and pain come perfection.
Foie gras. It’s surprising how delicious a little cruelty can taste.
Fear is an indicator that something is wrong.
Eternity can be tedious without something enjoyable to break up the day.
Distractions can come in many forms.
Desperate people can do terrible things.