Dating over 30 is, like, the worst. And if you’re a spectacular witch with magical powers, stunning hair extensions, and high standards… nearly impossible.
Coco, step your pussy up! Get it up! You have a human voodoo doll on your team, okay? And if things go sideways, Mallory’s, you know, spidey sense will tingle like a cold sore on prom night.
Careful. I’m currently vibrating at my cuntiest frequency.
Age is the ultimate cruelty. Proof to me that there is no God.
A Coven always survives the same way. With one woman reaching out a hand to another.