What’s out there knows that you’re alive, and it wants you to be… un-alive.
Well, good news I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?
Well Pop, I guess it’s time to ride the pale horse, up to the discount hardware store in the sky.
We all waste time. Important thing is, when we decide to stop.
To save those two, I would submit to a prostate exam.[about Brandy and Kelly]
This town is only big enough for one a**hole, and that a**hole is me.
This sweet baby has bailed me out of more jams than a fistful of lube on a Saturday night.[about his car]
This ain’t a charity. What we’re up against only understands one thing.
They call ’em Deadites, and I’d say it’s a gift from God, but that would be giving the man upstairs a little too much credit. This is all me, baby.
Sometimes what you think you saw, it’s exactly what you saw.
Sometimes the whale needs his bait fish to remind him of where he is in the ocean. Or somethin’ like that.
Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. And that someone is me.