Hey, he’s not “the Mexican,” okay? He’s Pablo. Pablo the Mexican.
Hey, good looking. You here to break me out or break me in?[to Linda]
Hello? Anybody home? Guy with a very special book, lookin’ to save the world with it.
Do you know what evil is, Kelly? It’s power without fear, without guilt, and without pain.
Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that’ll feel weird.
Brandy, I know I’m a crappy father, but I’m also a crappy liar. I’ve always told you the truth, even if it sounds creepy and weird.
Brand spanking new hand. Or, brand new spanking hand?
Ash, If I was a Deadite, I would be honored to have you chop my head off.
Ash may be a perverted drunk with racist tendencies, but he has his moments.[to Brandy]
All roads to destroying this evil lead right back to where it all began. The cabin.