Involvement in a double homicide can turn into a platter of s*** burgers but quick.
If you snag a little fish, you’re not gonna eat it. No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale.
If you live in the past, you hurt the future.
I’ve learned you can always make things more painful.
I’ve been kicking Evil’s ass for more than thirty years. Who cares if Kandar is six feet tall or six hundred? I’m gonna show the world what a Williams can do.
I’m going to be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.
I told you. A good shot to the face always gets the juices flowin’.
I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of… conflicting emotions.
I know that I’m not the son you wanted, and I know that Elk Grove would rather have a hero who doesn’t live in a trailer, and doesn’t have a boat load of cold sores, but too bad! I am your son, and I’m the only hero Elk Grove has.
I got a plan for Baal, and it doesn’t involve recycling Pablo into some stupid book. I’m going to find him, take my chainsaw, shove it right up his ass.
Honey, I’m home.
Hey, uh, Brujo, thanks for the opinion, appreciate it. Now you can take it, turn it sideways, shove it right up the old poop chute.
