Never tell me the odds.[quoting Han Solo]
My fingers are like arrows. My arms, like iron. My feet, like spears. [to Yuri]
Mummies never die, so they tell me.
Listen, don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.[to Nancy, about Steve]
Just because it wasn’t your plan doesn’t mean it was a bad plan.[to Jim]
It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp – it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.[to Dustin, about his hair]
In the face of the world ending, the stakes of my love life feel spectacularly low.
If you touch her again, I will kill you again.[to Vecna, about Max]
I’m stealthy, like a ninja.
I thought I wanted to be like you. Popular. Normal. But it turns out, normal’s just a raging psychopath.[to Jason]
I survived before. I can survive again.
That’s totally against the rules.[Mike Wheeler]I make my own rules.[Eleven]
