I’d rather earn a woman’s affection than pay for it.
I wake up every day, and I find that I love you more than I did the day before.
Listen, don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.[to Nancy, about Steve]
You’re not a monster, Butcher. You are a mοthеrf***еr, but you a mοthеrf***еr with a heart.
You spanked me.[Max Hawthorne]Softly, like a father who wants to be your friend.[Harry Vanderspeigle]
Of all the women I’ve ever used, you’re my favorite.[to Louise]
Morty gets everything for free![Summer Smith]Morty is a dog! People have cats because their affection is earned. I treat you like an equal because I respect you.[Rick Sanchez]
I was a sentimental idiot back then.[Lucy Betts-Taylor]Don’t say it like that. You still are.[John Taylor]Thank you.[Lucy Betts-Taylor]You’re welcome.[John Taylor]
I love Danny DeVito. He’s so tiny. I want to put him in my pocket.
