A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2, and it breaks the front page of Reddit, but I’m Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.[to Beth]
Why do you even give a s*** anyway? It’s your last day, isn’t it? Why don’t you make a paper aeroplane or a rubber band ball? Make yourself useful.[to Louisa]
When it comes to gaining critical intelligence, there’s no such thing as going too far.
What kind of man are you? A stupid man? A bitter man? Or are you just an insecure, spoiled rich boy hiding behind Daddy’s money?[to KJ]
Criticism only hurts if you believe it.
