The Coolest Stranger Things Quotes

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.Jim Hopper, S1.Ep1: Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers

You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.Jonathan Byers, S1.Ep2: Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street

We never would’ve upset you if we knew you had superpowers.Dustin Henderson, S1.Ep2: Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street

Sometimes, people don’t really say what they’re really thinking. But you capture the right moment… it says more.Jonathan Byers, S1.Ep4: Chapter Four: The Body

Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.Scott Clarke, S1.Ep5: Chapter Five: The Flea and the Acrobat

Yeah, that’s right! You better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!Dustin Henderson, S1.Ep6: Chapter Six: The Monster

Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.Dustin Henderson, (to Mike), S1.Ep6: Chapter Six: The Monster

If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.Mike Wheeler, S1.Ep7: Chapter Seven: The Bathtub

Friends don’t lie.Eleven, S1.Ep7: Chapter Seven: The Bathtub

Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?Dustin Henderson, (to Scott Clarke), S1.Ep7: Chapter Seven: The Bathtub

She will not be able to resist these pearls.Dustin Henderson, (to Lucas, about Max), S2.Ep1: Chapter One: Madmax

Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.Jonathan Byers, S2.Ep1: Chapter One: Madmax

If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?Mike Wheeler, (to Will), S2.Ep2: Chapter Two: Trick or Treat, Freak

I didn’t realize it was such an honor to go trick-or-treating with you.Max Mayfield, (to Dustin), S2.Ep2: Chapter Two: Trick or Treat, Freak

I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books… these books are my paddles.Dustin Henderson, (explains the reason why he needs more than five books), S2.Ep3: Chapter Three: The Pollywog

It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp – it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.Steve Harrington, (to Dustin, about his hair), S2.Ep6: Chapter Six: The Spy

I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.Mike Wheeler, (to Will), S2,Ep8: Chapter Eight: The Mind Flayer

I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.Steve Harrington, (to Nancy), S2.Ep9: Chapter Nine: The Gate

We ask for forgiveness, not permission.Nancy Wheeler, (to Jonathan), S3.Ep2: Chapter Two: The Mall Rats

There’s more to life than stupid boys.Max Mayfield, (to Eleven), S3.Ep2: Chapter Two: The Mall Rats

You just try things on. Until you find something that feels like you.Max Mayfield, (Eleven: How do I know what I like?), S3.Ep2: Chapter Two: The Mall Rats

As I tell my students, once you open up that curiosity door, anything is possible.Mr. Clarke, (to Joyce), S3.Ep2: Chapter Two: The Mall Rats

Now that you’re out of high school, which means you’re technically an adult, don’t you think it’s time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity?Dustin Henderson, (to Steve), S3.Ep3: Chapter Three: The Case of the Missing Lifeguard

Instead of dating somebody because you think’s gonna make you cooler, why not date somebody you actually enjoy being around?Dustin Henderson, (to Steve), S3.Ep3: Chapter Three: The Case of the Missing Lifeguard

People are always saying you can’t. That you shouldn’t. That you’re not smart enough, not good enough. This world, it beats you up again and again until eventually… Most people, they just stop trying. But you’re not like that. You’re a fighter. You always have been.Karen Wheeler, (to Nancy), S3.Ep4: Chapter Four: The Sauna Test

I make my own rules.Eleven, (Mike Wheeler: That's totally against the rules.), S3.Ep4: Chapter Four: The Sauna Test

You can’t spell “America” without “Erica”.Erica Sinclair, (Dustin Henderson: Don't you love your country?), S3.Ep4: Chapter Four: The Sauna Test

You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment.Erica Sinclair, (to Dustin and Robin), S3.Ep4: Chapter Four: The Sauna Test

Yeah, the real world sucks. Deal with it like the rest of us.Jonathan Byers, (to Nancy), S3.Ep4: Chapter Four: The Sauna Test

Everything that people tell you is important, everything that people say you should care about, it’s all just bulls***. But I guess you gotta mess up to figure things out, right?Steve Harrington, (to Robin), S3.Ep6: Chapter Six: E Pluribus Unum

We all die, my strange little child friend. It’s just a matter of how and when.Robin Buckley, (to Dustin), S3.Ep7: Chapter Seven: The Bite

There’s something I’ve been wanting to talk to you both about. I know this is a difficult conversation, but I care about you both very much. And I know that you care about each other very much, and that’s why it’s important that we set these boundaries moving forward so we can build an environment, where we all feel comfortable, trusted, and open to sharing our feelings. Feelings. Jesus. The truth is, for so long, I’d forgotten what those even were. I’ve been stuck in one place. In a cave, you might say. A deep, dark cave. And then, I left some Eggos out in the woods and you came into my life and… for the first time in a long time, I started to feel things again. I started to feel happy. But lately, I guess I’ve been feeling distant from you. Like you’re pulling away from me or something. I miss playing board games every night, making triple-decker Eggo extravaganzas at sunrise, watching westerns together before we doze off. But I know you’re getting older, growing, changing. And I guess, if I’m being really honest, that’s what scares me. I don’t want things to change. So I think maybe that’s why I came in here, to try to maybe stop that change. To turn back the clock. To make things go back to how they were. But I know that’s naive. It’s just not how life works. It’s moving. Always moving, whether you like it or not. And yeah, sometimes it’s painful. Sometimes it’s sad. And sometimes, it’s surprising. Happy. So you know what? Keep on growing up, kid. Don’t let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from them, and when life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you’re out of that cave. But, please, if you don’t mind, for the sake of your poor old dad, keep the door open three inches.Jim Hopper, S3.Ep8: Chapter Eight: The Battle of Starcourt

My name is Lady Applejack. And I’m a chaotic good half-elf rogue, level 14. And I will sneak behind any monster you throw my way and stab them in the back with my poison-soaked kukri. And I’ll smile as I watch them die a slow, agonizing death. So, we gonna do this, or we gonna keep chitchatting like this is your mommy’s book club?Erica Sinclair, (to Eddie), S4.Ep1: Chapter One: The Hellfire Club

Your children, bless their mischievous souls, they like to get involved. This way, what? They play too much Nintendo, eat too much junk food, smoke some ganja, pound some beers, experiment sexually. I mean, really, what’s the worst that can happen?Murray Bauman, (to Joyce), S4.Ep3: Chapter Three: The Monster and The Superhero

Sometimes I think it’s just scary to open up like that. To say how you really feel. Especially to people you care about the most. Because, what if they don’t like the truth?Will Byers, (to Mike), S4.Ep5: Chapter Five: The Nina Project

We’ve learned something new about Vecna/Henry/One. He’s a number like Eleven, only a sick, evil, male, child-murdering version of her with really bad skin.Robin Buckley, S4.Ep8: Chapter Eight: Papa

I survived before. I can survive again.Max Mayfield, S4.Ep8: Chapter Eight: Papa

If you touch her again, I will kill you again.Eleven, (to Vecna, about Max), S4.Ep9: Chapter Nine: The Piggyback