Funny how the new things are the old thing.
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.[Mitunter genügt schon eine stärkere Brille, um den Verliebten zu heilen.]
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
A little health on and off is the best remedy for the invalid.[Etwas Gesundheit ab und zu ist das beste Heilmittel des Kranken.]
A joke is at most a temporary rebellion against virtue, and its aim is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.