A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
You’ll never make me believe women were made to walk on stilts.
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
You know, it’s not fair. Women are judged inferior until we prove ourselves, and men are judged superior until they prove what assholes they are.
You dont know very much about women, do you? Women aren’t interested in poets’ dreams. They are interested in facts. It doesn’t even matter whether the facts are true or not, as long as they match the other facts without leaving a rough seam. [Eula Varner Snopes to Gavin Stevens]
You boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.
Worth in women seldom outlasts beauty.[Il y a peu de femmes dont le mérite dure plus que la beauté.]
Women will not suffer their idol to step down from his pedestal. They do not forgive the slightest pettiness in a god.[Les femmes ne permettent pas à leur amant de descendre de son piédestal. On ne pardonne pas à un dieu la moindre petitesse.]
Women who don’t marry wither up – they wither up like aspidistras in back-parlour windows; and the devilish thing is that they don’t even know that they’re withering.
Women weep for the dead. Men avenge them.[Les femmes pleurent les morts, les hommes les vengent !]
Women want you to deceive them: they force you to, and if you resist they blame you.[Les femmes veulent qu’on les trompe, elles vous y forcent, et si vous résistez, elles vous accusent.]
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you’re driving at another.
