Axel Foley Quotes

You’ve stolen this house.[John Taggart]How the f*** can you steal a house?[Axel Foley]

This is just like Detroit Impound. Except for everything.[to Jane]

I remember you used to drive that crappy, blue Chevy Nova. What are you driving now?[Jenny Summers]The same crappy, blue Chevy Nova.[Axel Foley]

You’re not nervous at all?[Bobby Abbott]Bobby, I’m from Detroit. For me, this is like going to Buffalo Wild Wings.[Axel Foley]

You know, this is the cleanest and nicest police car I’ve ever been in in my life. This thing’s nicer than my apartment.

You know, if you want to be a f***ing asshole, you can take the whole load and smoke them yourself in the park.[Cigarette Buyer]I don’t smoke Lucky Strike. I smoke King Size Kent.[Axel Foley]

You got a refrigerator in your office? Man, J. Edgar Hoover didn’t even have a refrigerator in his office. Just maybe some hair curlers and a dryer or something.[to Rosewood]

You got a 50-dollar bill?[Axel Foley]I’ve got a wife and three kids. I haven’t seen a 50 in 12 years.[Jon Flint]Billy, you got a 50-dollar bill?[Axel Foley]When do I get it back?[Billy Rosewood]

You caught him. Good. He broke into a security area.[Ellis DeWald]Hey, relax. Why don’t you save that s*** for New Talent Night at San Quentin.[Axel Foley]

You can’t be calling Black folks monkeys. Even with that accent, you’ll get f***ed up.[to Serge]

You always take your gun on vacation?[Lieutenant Bogomil]I don’t know, I never been on vacation before.[Axel Foley]

[Axel sees Rosewood with a huge pistol]Yo, man! What’s that for?[Axel Foley]After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.[Billy Rosewood]Yo, man, we got to talk seriously. Who do you think you are? Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?[Axel Foley]