Police Quotes

Keep an eye out for the State Police. They are not always the good guys.

You know, this is the cleanest and nicest police car I’ve ever been in in my life. This thing’s nicer than my apartment.

What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.

To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It’s always simple. There’s no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you got a dead body and you think his brother did it, you’re gonna find out you’re right.

They put me on something important.[Lee Harker]Yeah? What is it?[Ruth Harker]Well, I can’t tell you. You wouldn’t wanna hear about it anyways.[Lee Harker]Not nice things.[Ruth Harker]I don’t think the Bureau has a division for nice things.[Lee Harker]

It was all the cops’ fault. You don’t put guys like that into a room together. Who knows what can happen?

Call back the police. Tell them Hercule Poirot is on the case.

Before I go, I just want you two to know something, all right? The super cop story was working. OK? It was working and you guys just messed it up. OK? I’m trying to figure you guys out, but I haven’t yet. But it’s cool. You f*** up a perfectly good lie and it’s all right.[to Taggart and Rosewood]