You know, this is the cleanest and nicest police car I’ve ever been in in my life. This thing’s nicer than my apartment.
You know, if you want to be a f***ing asshole, you can take the whole load and smoke them yourself in the park.[Cigarette Buyer]I don’t smoke Lucky Strike. I smoke King Size Kent.[Axel Foley]
You always take your gun on vacation?[Lieutenant Bogomil]I don’t know, I never been on vacation before.[Axel Foley]
This the place?[Axel Foley]Yeah, but I’m still not sure I should do this.[Jenny Summers]OK, you don’t have to do anything. But when you hear glass and s*** breaking, don’t get scared, it’s just me kicking in the window.[Axel Foley]
Tell me something, what’s the charge?[Axel Foley]Possession of a concealed weapon, disturbing the peace.[Beverly Hills Cop]Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What’s the f***ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bulls***![Axel Foley]
I remember you used to drive that crappy, blue Chevy Nova. What are you driving now?[Jenny Summers]The same crappy, blue Chevy Nova.[Axel Foley]
I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for awhile, because I ordered some pizza?
Gimme the key, I’m gonna follow them.[Axel Foley]Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?[Jenny Summers]No, but a car is a car. I drive my car everyday.[Axel Foley]I’m driving, I’ve seen your car.[Jenny Summers]Oh, s***, that’s cold.[Axel Foley]
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Can you put this in a good spot? Because all of this s*** happened the last time I parked here.[to a valet, as he hands the keys of his beat-up Chevy Nova]
Before I go, I just want you two to know something, all right? The super cop story was working. OK? It was working and you guys just messed it up. OK? I’m trying to figure you guys out, but I haven’t yet. But it’s cool. You f*** up a perfectly good lie and it’s all right.[to Taggart and Rosewood]