Dexter Mayhew Quotes

You should have said hello.[Dexter Mayhew]When?[Emma]When you saw me around.[Dexter Mayhew]

You know what they say. You always hurt the one you love.

You know what I can’t understand? You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are. You know, smart and funny and talented and all that. I mean, endlessly. I’ve been telling you for years. So why don’t you believe it? Why do you think people say that stuff? Do you think it’s all a conspiracy? People secretly ganging up to be nice about you?

You’re getting married, and you’re having a baby. Dex, you’re having a baby.[Emma Morley]I know.[Dexter Mayhew]I mean, is that allowed? Will they even let you?[Emma Morley]Apparently.[Dexter Mayhew]

You know, if you’re 22 and f***ing up, you can say, “It’s okay. I’m only 22. I’m only 25. I’m only 28.” But 32…

One day, I’m gonna give you a compliment, and you won’t immediately reply with the price.[to Emma]

I think I’d like a baby now. Well, not now. Soon.[Emma Morley]Okay. Let’s do that.[Dexter Mayhew]What about you?[Emma Morley]I was just waiting for you.[Dexter Mayhew]

I just thought I’d finally got rid of you.[Emma Morley]I don’t think you can.[Dexter Mayhew]

I hope it doesn’t feel like a night wasted.[Emma]It wasn’t a night wasted. It was memorable. Not having sex with you was highly memorable.[Dexter Mayhew]

Envy is the tax you pay on success.