You’re gonna pay me not to talk to my dad? Where do I sign?
You’ve been in New York before. What were you doing here? Like, what was it?[John Smith]It was for a school trip. I ditched it so I could have pancakes with a pеdоphіlе.[Jane Smith]
You’re a natural at this. If the spy stuff doesn’t work out, you should consider catering.[to John]
Why do this?[John Smith]Nowhere else would take me. And free theatre.[Jane Smith]
Who’s “they”?[Jane Smith]It’s hard to say. Could be the Russians. Could be the Saudis maybe. Small chance, the Brits.[Toby Hellinger]Are you some kind of evil colonizer?[Jane Smith]
I want children more than anything.[John Smith]Would you have children with me? Even if I’m a sociopath?[Jane Smith]
I hate vacation friends. The whole point of going on vacation is to leave your friends behind, you don’t invite new ones in your life.
