Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life. Well, except for Heaven, of course.
The most evil of people have the most normal names, I’ve experienced. Beware anyone named Keith.
The Devil gets burned by fire. Could this be any more ironic?
I’ve met your type before, so desperate to control their lives, they forget to enjoy it.
You know you’re going to have to get much better at lying, if you wanna be president.
Desire shouldn’t be contained, it’s unnatural.
The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.
I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.
The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.
Mmm, dangerous. Lucifer likes.
I’m not one to get into the feels, usually, but… you seem genuinely distressed. You okay? Do you want to… I don’t know… chat about it or something? Sex is always on the table.