Comedy is fueled by oppression, by the lack of power, by sadness and disappointment, by abandonment and humiliation. Now, who the hell does that describe more than women? Judging by those standards, only women should be funny.
Bald men can be attractive… with the right hat.
Are women more important than God? What if we discover one day that we were always the ones in charge? Just, no one told us.
All comics are comics ’cause something in their lives went horribly wrong. Something went to s***.
A voice is a powerful thing. It can shine a light on something that is hiding in the dark. It can change the way people think, which can change the way people act. But it can’t do anything if you keep your mouth shut.