Mabel’s never wrong. Except when she suggested that I remove the singing crab people from the show. I mean, that’s just lunacy.[to Loretta]
If my years in regional theater and wild orgies have taught me anything, it’s that there is no getting rid of glitter.
I’m telling you, these people are killers. They played Monopoly start to finish and no one flipped the board over. Sociopathic.
I’m sorry about all this, but it could be worse. All morning, I have been hearing this whistling sound. I might have a brain tumor![Charles-Haden Savage]Look, don’t try to cheer me up.[Oliver Putnam]
I’m so Greek, I could go bankrupt, and no one in the world would help me.[to Will]
I wasn’t aware that I’m sweating. Menopause is tricky, even for us fellas.
I knew you were due for a good idea since your last one six months ago.[to Charles]
I kind of spiraled and spent the rest of high school in my room with Tumblr.[Mabel Mora]That’s a pornography site.[Charles-Haden Savage]Not anymore. They ruined it.[Oliver Putnam]
I do like a sentimental moment, especially if the liquor is good.
I am so lost here. Can someone please fill me in? Unless it’s boring, and then don’t.
God, that was incredible! I feel 58 again!
Go f*** yourself![Charles-Haden Savage]Believe me, I’ve tried that, it didn’t work.[Oliver Putnam]
