You can’t be mad at somebody for not changing their behavior if you haven’t had the courage to tell them how you feel.
What’s the freezing?[Meg]Sometimes when I’m standing still, and I wanna take a step, I can’t.[Paul Rhoades]That sounds awful.[Meg]Not as bad as being vegan.[Paul Rhoades]
Well, now she’s taunting me with dance.[Jimmy Laird]You don’t want the dance, keep it in your pants.[Paul Rhoades]
We should be working together. We should be working as a team, like Batman and Robin. You can even be Batman. You already sound like him.[Jimmy Laird]I’m gonna make you pay for that.[Paul Rhoades]That’s exactly what Batman would say.[Jimmy Laird]
We can get through anything, if we have people to lean on.
That’s the problem with being a therapist. You can tell your patients exactly what to do. Doesn’t mean they’re gonna listen.
Sometimes when a grown man runs away from home, people figure out it’s time to make peace.
Nothing scarier than having someone you care about yank you out of your comfort zone.
Nobody gets through this life unscathed. Not you, not me, Mr. Shaky Hands. But then you’re left with a choice. Are you gonna let your grief drown you, or are you gonna face it and come through the other side?[to Alice]
My family is for me. My home is my Fortress of Solitude.
Marriage is an institution that was created back when people died young. It was built on land ownership and procreation. These days, it’s mainly used to subjugate women and sell air fryers.
It’s pi**ing me off.[Jimmy Laird]Makes sense. Divorce is always hardest on the coworkers.[Paul Rhoades]
