When you see somebody who really needs you, you take a deep breath and you reach out for them.
Nobody changes bad behavior without consequences.
You’re late.[Paul Rhoades]I know I am and I’m sorry, but… How is it that I came in here angry at you and now I’m the one apologizing?[Jimmy Laird]You’ve discovered my superpower.[Paul Rhoades]
You were right.[Jimmy Laird]Of course I’m right. I’m always right. That’s what I do.[Paul Rhoades]
You trust me, Sean?[Jimmy Laird]F*** no.[Sean]Doesn’t matter. I’m a psychological vigilante.[Jimmy Laird]
Well, now she’s taunting me with dance.[Jimmy Laird]You don’t want the dance, keep it in your pants.[Paul Rhoades]
We should be working together. We should be working as a team, like Batman and Robin. You can even be Batman. You already sound like him.[Jimmy Laird]I’m gonna make you pay for that.[Paul Rhoades]That’s exactly what Batman would say.[Jimmy Laird]
The best way to help yourself was to help others.
Maybe I’ll just avoid Liz for the rest of my life.[Sean]I’ve tried it. It won’t work, Sean. She finds you.[Jimmy Laird]
It’s pi**ing me off.[Jimmy Laird]Makes sense. Divorce is always hardest on the coworkers.[Paul Rhoades]
Look at your friends. You’ve got so many friends. You’ve got each other, but never forget that you have them too.[to Brian and Charlie]
You’re just gonna leave your car here?[Sean]I’m a white guy in Pasadena. The cops will probably just take it back to my house for me.[Jimmy Laird]
