When girl talk turns into girl hug, you know that either means something horrible’s happened or absolutely nothing at all.
Whatever’s about to happen, that’s a great start.[to Coach Beard]
Well, like I always say, sometimes the best stew is the one you leave sitting on the stove overnight because you fell asleep watching Citizen Kane after too many beers.
We are being so unoffensive, we might as well be a Hallmark Christmas movie.
This is home.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]You know, sometimes home is just a state of mind.[Rebecca Welton]
The way I see it, we’ve been playing too rigid, you know? Our guys need freedom. Go wherever they wanna go. Follow their guts, their hearts. As long as they remember to fill in the space that someone left behind. They gotta have one another’s backs.[to Coach Beard]
The two quickest ways to bring a group of people together: a common enemy, or a common goal.
Ted, why aren’t you coaching Henry’s team?[Rebecca Welton]I kind of realized that coaches and dads sometimes have conflicting jobs.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Sometimes having a tough dad is exactly what drives certain fellas to become great at what they do.
Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like them just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see them in one piece, you hear?[to Jamie and Roy]
My last day is Friday.[Alice Chilton]I don’t think it’ll last that long.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Look, kind of hurts my feelings y’all don’t want to spend next weekend with me, if I’m being honest. But I am the strong silent type, so I ain’t gonna let you know. But I’m also loud and weak, because I, like all humans, contain multitudes.
