If you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.[to Rebecca]
If we see each other in our dreams, let’s goof around a little bit, pretend like we don’t know each other.[to Coach Beard]
I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there, you’re just one of eleven.[to Jamie]
I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.[Rebecca Welton: Do you believe in ghosts, Ted?]
I came here tonight because when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life coaching with somebody, you want the rest of your life to begin ASAP.[to Roy]
I believe you can outscore your opponent and still lose. Just like you can score less than them and win.
Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don’t know about football.
Divorce is hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re the one leaving or if you’re the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things.[to Rebecca]
Beard’s like the mailman, you know? He always delivers and he looks great in shorts.