How do you take your tea?[Rebecca Welton]Well, usually I take it right back to the counter because someone’s made a horrible mistake.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
What’s a wanker?[Henry]Well, kiddo. That is a a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Too much class? No such thing.
This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it either.[to Rebecca]
That’s the funny thing about coincidences, ain’t it? Sometimes they just happen.
Sometimes you got to ride the horse in the direction it’s facing.
Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs.
Regarding my panic attacks, I’ve had more psychotic episodes than Twin Peaks.
Oh, rugby. What a game. It’s like American football and sumo wrestling gave birth to a baby with huge muscular thighs all caked in mud.
Living in the moment, it’s a gift. That’s why they call it the present.
Listen to me. Don’t listen to me. Don’t listen to Edwin Akufo. Don’t even listen to Sam. You just listen to your gut, okay? And on your way down to your gut, check in with your heart. Between those two things, they’ll let you know what’s what.[to Rebecca]
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
