If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you.[Rebecca Welton: Ms. Welton’s my father.]
I think one of the neatest things about being a coach is the connection you get to make with your players.
I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.
You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it’s horrible.[to Rebecca]
You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wanna hear it. All right?[to Roy]
Well, usually I take it right back to the counter because someone’s made a horrible mistake.[Rebecca Welton: How do you take your tea?]
Well, Trent, I’m gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did back in 1964 when they defined pornography. It ain’t easy to explain, but you know it when you see it.[[Trent Crimm: I’m just curious. Could you explain the offside rule?]
Well, kiddo. That is a a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts.[Henry: What’s a wanker?]
Wait. You want me to tell Roy Kent what to do? That’s a great idea.[to Jamie]
This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it either.[to Rebecca]
That’s the funny thing about coincidences, ain’t it? Sometimes they just happen.
Living in the moment, it’s a gift. That’s why they call it the present.
