There ain’t no policy like a hospital policy, because a hospital policy don’t stop.
Hospitals are dangerous places. First of all, they’re crawling with sick people. And second of all, that food can kill you.
You didn’t get the e-mail blast. Rich people aren’t allowed to die in this hospital.[to Marcus]
This place will break your heart. But it is also full of miracles, and that is a testament to all of you coming together and doing what we do best.
This place sucks. I will destroy you on Yelp. Nobody’s ever coming to this s***hole again. I swear to God.[Patient] From your mouth to God’s ear.[Michael ‘Robby’ Robinavitch]
Do you know how likely patients are to recommend this hospital?[Gloria]This is an emergency department, not a Taco Bell.[Michael ‘Robby’ Robinavitch]
