Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like them just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see them in one piece, you hear?[to Jamie and Roy]
My last day is Friday.[Alice Chilton]I don’t think it’ll last that long.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Look, kind of hurts my feelings y’all don’t want to spend next weekend with me, if I’m being honest. But I am the strong silent type, so I ain’t gonna let you know. But I’m also loud and weak, because I, like all humans, contain multitudes.
Just forgive him.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]Oh, f*** no. I ain’t giving him that.[Jamie Tartt]No. You ain’t giving him anything. When you choose to do that, you’re giving that to yourself.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
It’s okay to say no. Heck, if human beings never said “no,” we’d all have a time-share in Maui and be members of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
If you do what you love, you never work a day in your life.
I’ll take face-to-face time over FaceTime anytime.
I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there, you’re just one of eleven.[to Jamie]
I mean, coming all the way to England and not seeing a soccer match is kind of like going to Rome and not going to church or getting your pocket picked.
I love blunt people. They’re like those maps at shopping malls. You always know exactly where you stand.
I know folks like to say, “There’s no place like home.” That’s true. Man, there ain’t a whole lot of places like AFC Richmond either.
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted?[Rebecca Welton]I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
