Do you really wanna know what’s going on? They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare s*** on the comet. So they’re gonna let it hit the planet to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich!
This is the worst news in the history of humanity.
I heard there’s an asteroid or a comet or something that you don’t like the looks of. Tell me about it and then tell me why you’re telling me about it.
Everything is theoretically impossible until it is done.
As long as you do the right thing. We’re there for you.[to Janie]
A man’s always got choices! Sometimes you just gotta choose the good one![to Randall]
A comet, bigger than the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs is headed directly at Earth. If it isn’t deflected, the entire planet dies.[to Phillip]
