The snacks are free. The general. He charged us for the snacks, but they’re free. Why on earth would he do that?
The truth is way more depressing. They’re not even smart enough to be as evil as you’re giving them credit for.
I’ve gone over it again and again and again in my head and I still can’t make sense of it. He’s a three-star general. He works at the Pentagon. Why would he charge us for free snacks?
Not everything needs to sound so goddamn clever or charming or likeable all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. We need to hear things.
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