Ghostbusters Quotes

Hey, Ray, do you believe in God?[Winston Zeddemore]Never met him.[Raymond Stantz]

Gotta run. Got a date with a ghost.

Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by d*ckless here.[Raymond Stantz]They caused an explosion.[Walter Peck]Is this true?[Mayor]Yes, it’s true. This man has no d*ck.[Peter Venkman]

Do you want this body?[Dana Barrett, as The Gatekeeper]Is this a trick question? I guess the roses worked, huh?[Peter Venkman]

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?[Janine Melnitz]Uh, if there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.[Winston Zeddemore]

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?[Peter Venkman]What has that got to do with it?[Library Administrator]Back off, man. I’m a scientist.[Peter Venkman]

Are you a god?[Gozer]No.[Raymond Stantz]Then… die![Gozer]Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say, “Yes.”[Winston Zeddemore]

Are we actually going to go before a federal judge and say that some moldy Babylonian god is gonna drop in on Central Park West and start tearing up the city?[Winston Zeddemore]Sumerian, not Babylonian.[Egon Spengler]Yeah, big difference.[Peter Venkman]No offense, but I gotta get my own lawyer.[Winston Zeddemore]

And this voice said, “Zuul,” and then I slammed the refrigerator door and I left. That was two days ago, and I haven’t been back to my apartment.[Dana Barrett]Generally, you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.[Peter Venkman]