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[imitating Ted] Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let’s go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.[John Bennett]Oh, come on! I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.[Ted]

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  • Character: Ted
  • Movie: Ted
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Year: 2012
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