You know, Hilly, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’ve been eating too much pie.
I’m sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant? Or were you just born stupid?[to Stuart]
[to the bartender]Cranberry juice.[Billy Costigan]It’s a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she’s got her period. What, do you got your period?[Man Glassed in Bar]
Are you talking about Sparta? Brendan, you got a better shot at starting a boy band.
