Fear is an indicator that something is wrong.
Fashion should never be practical or comfortable. Unless you bleed or can’t breathe, you miss the point of the art of it entirely.
Eternity can be tedious without something enjoyable to break up the day.
Empty gestures are probably best sorted on the therapist’s couch.
Distractions can come in many forms.
Desperate people can do terrible things.
Dating over 30 is, like, the worst. And if you’re a spectacular witch with magical powers, stunning hair extensions, and high standards… nearly impossible.
Coco, step your pussy up! Get it up! You have a human voodoo doll on your team, okay? And if things go sideways, Mallory’s, you know, spidey sense will tingle like a cold sore on prom night.
Careful. I’m currently vibrating at my cuntiest frequency.
Age is the ultimate cruelty. Proof to me that there is no God.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows and worse dinner companions.
A woman can only be pushed so far, and I’m right on the edge.
