Poor Ruby, I’m melting. Fuck off b**ch![watching Ruby dying]
Once again I saved the world. Now it’s time to get the girl.[singing]
Of course I know what I’m doing. I wrote this book.
Most people go through life thinkin’ they’re totally safe. People like us, we know the truth. Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.
Mommy shoulda’ taught you to knock.
Is there any world, where this doesn’t have something to do with Ash?
I’ve always wanted to spend time in the city so nice, they named it Jacksonville.
I want a flamethrower. I’m serious. I lost my parents, got possessed. Flamethrower seems fair.
Everyone in this world is plagued by something evil.
Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. Death, taxes, more death. And I don’t pay taxes, so all I know is death.
Always bring a gun to a puppet fight.
You’re the one who grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can’t fart without tripping over that thing. And I fart a lot.[to Ruby]
