We gave peace a chance. Now it’s time for war.
Trust me, once you get jacked in the face, it’ll all click. I can’t even get my nut up to rumble unless I’ve had a good shot to the chin.
Poor Ruby, I’m melting. Fuck off b**ch![watching Ruby dying]
Once again I saved the world. Now it’s time to get the girl.[singing]
Of course I know what I’m doing. I wrote this book.
Most people go through life thinkin’ they’re totally safe. People like us, we know the truth. Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.
Mommy shoulda’ taught you to knock.
Let’s get one thing straight, yo-yos. I kill demons, not people. Unless those people are demons, who look like people. And then I kill people, but they’re not really people, they’re demons. You understand?
Is there any world, where this doesn’t have something to do with Ash?
I want a flamethrower. I’m serious. I lost my parents, got possessed. Flamethrower seems fair.
Everyone in this world is plagued by something evil.
Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. Death, taxes, more death. And I don’t pay taxes, so all I know is death.
