Landman Quotes (Season 2)

You can’t be a father to our children if you can’t be a son to him.[to Tommy, about T.L.]

Your girl problem is a lot easier than your business problem. All you got to do is ask and listen, and remember what she said, and then make it come true.[to Cooper]

Tommy, you are surrounded by fierce women, and maybe that’s why you’re so fierce. They make you fierce.[Gallino]I’m not fierce. I’m very protective.[Tommy Norris]

Today we win.[Tommy Norris]Baby, I win every day. You do, too. You just don’t see it. But it’s there. I mean, it’s all around you. Just got to take the time to notice.[Angela Norris]

There’s no comparable business to oil except Las Vegas. And what do they have in common? The house always wins, because the house can afford to lose.

There’s far more happy people without planes than there are with them.[to Cami]

There is not many people on this planet that care enough to cry over something that somebody else went through.

The people that tell us that breakfast is the most important meal of the day are the sons of b**ches that make the stuff. You think our ancestors had breakfast? You think cavemen sat around a f***ing fire, eating waffles? No. I guarantee you. I mean, if they ate breakfast at all, it was probably bone marrow and an impala they dried out over a fire. But I guarantee you they didn’t have cornflakes.

Make what you can make in life and have others make the rest. That’s the key to life, baby.[to Ainsley]

Living off of memories ain’t no living at all. You got to make them, while you can.

Life ain’t got a plan for you. You got to have the plan. Then you wrestle with life to make it come true.

Let me tell you something about women. When they do something irrational, like kick you out of the house, you got to sit them down and give them a goddamn good listening to.[to Cooper]