Biggest mistake parents make is doing too much for their kids. They have a problem, they swoop right in and fix it. They never learn resilience.
You’re late.[Paul Rhoades]I know I am and I’m sorry, but… How is it that I came in here angry at you and now I’m the one apologizing?[Jimmy Laird]You’ve discovered my superpower.[Paul Rhoades]
You were right.[Jimmy Laird]Of course I’m right. I’m always right. That’s what I do.[Paul Rhoades]
You trust me, Sean?[Jimmy Laird]F*** no.[Sean]Doesn’t matter. I’m a psychological vigilante.[Jimmy Laird]
You know, Virginia Woolf tried to drown herself too.[to Gaby]
You can’t be mad at somebody for not changing their behavior if you haven’t had the courage to tell them how you feel.
You and I both know that no relationship is perfect, all right? That’s how we make our living.[to Jimmy]
What’s the freezing?[Meg]Sometimes when I’m standing still, and I wanna take a step, I can’t.[Paul Rhoades]That sounds awful.[Meg]Not as bad as being vegan.[Paul Rhoades]
Well, now she’s taunting me with dance.[Jimmy Laird]You don’t want the dance, keep it in your pants.[Paul Rhoades]
We should be working together. We should be working as a team, like Batman and Robin. You can even be Batman. You already sound like him.[Jimmy Laird]I’m gonna make you pay for that.[Paul Rhoades]That’s exactly what Batman would say.[Jimmy Laird]
We can get through anything, if we have people to lean on.
Trust me, there’s nothing more healing than talking your s*** out with people who are going through the exact same thing you are.[to Sean]
