I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.[to Nancy]
Donald. I’ve been here ten years, right? Have I ever called in sick or missed a shift once? I’ve worked Christmas Eve and Thanksgiving. I don’t know where my boy is. He’s gone. I don’t know if I’m gonna ever see him again, if he’s hurt… I need this phone and two weeks’ advance. And a pack of Camels.
It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp – it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.[to Dustin, about his hair]
Eleven, Doc Owens. Doc Owens, Eleven. She’s been staying with me for about a year and she’s about to save our asses. Maybe when this is all said and done, maybe you could help her out, too, you know? Maybe you could help her lead, like, a normal life. One where she’s not poked and prodded and treated like some kind of lab rat, you know? I don’t know, just a thought. But, think about it.