Shall I teach you French while I’m at it, Jim? How about a little German?[after Jim asks him to teach him BASIC]
Listen, don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.[to Nancy, about Steve]
I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.[to Nancy]
Donald. I’ve been here ten years, right? Have I ever called in sick or missed a shift once? I’ve worked Christmas Eve and Thanksgiving. I don’t know where my boy is. He’s gone. I don’t know if I’m gonna ever see him again, if he’s hurt… I need this phone and two weeks’ advance. And a pack of Camels.
You know, I think, despite everything, I mean, despite the arguing, I think we make a pretty good team.[to Joyce]
You have something that I never had. You have people that know what you’ve been through. You have people that care about you. Right here. In Hawkins.[to Joyce]
We have had a very long day. We have been shot at, nearly blown up, walked God knows how many miles in a hundred degree heat, stole a car, all while being chased by this gigantic psychopath, all so we could bring him to you. Because somehow, you’re the closest person who speaks Russian, which I can’t believe. But that doesn’t matter because, unfortunately, we’re here. So, if you don’t mind, put that thing away, stop behaving like a jackass, and ask him what he’s doing that’s making my magnets fall off my damn fridge! Please.[to Murray]