This thing has had Will long enough. Let’s kill the son of a b**ch.
This is not yours to fix alone. You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.[to Jonathan]
This is not a normal family.[to Bob]
She will not be able to resist these pearls.[to Lucas, about Max]
Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids.
Listen, don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.[to Nancy, about Steve]
Lando.[repeated line]
It’s gonna be okay. Remember, Bob Newby, superhero.[to Joyce]
It is important to me that you feel safe. That you and your family feel safe. I want you to feel like this can still be your home.
Instead of dating somebody because you think’s gonna make you cooler, why not date somebody you actually enjoy being around?[to Steve]
I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.[to Nancy]
Everything that people tell you is important, everything that people say you should care about, it’s all just bulls***. But I guess you gotta mess up to figure things out, right?[to Robin]