Because we love them and want to protect them. A clueless woman is a happy woman.
The quiet ones are always the freaks.
It’s just never a good idea to tell a woman more than they need to know.
Yeah, looks that way. You’re lucky. When I was a kid I could only dream about my parents splitting up.
Unfortunately, he’s a little young to drink in the dark and b**ch about men.
No, as long as I got someone to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don’t need a wife.
I watch one donkey sex show, and you make me pay for it the rest of my life!