Speaking of that curfew that you’re so eager to be free from? Get ready to have a different kind of cramp on your weekends, because there is no one lonelier than a recent divorcé. You will be spending your Friday nights in your dad’s sad little apartment, eating cold pizza on the sofa you know he cries into. And after a few months of that, just when you start to think, “Oh, okay, Dad’s taking a little bit better care of himself now,” get ready. Because that is when he is gonna come to you for dating advice, which I don’t doubt you’ll be able to give him, because most of those girls will be about your age. But, hey, you’re the one holding the trump card here.[to Callie]
