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A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.

Michael Scott

Source:S3.Ep21: Women's Appreciation
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Michael Scott (The Office Quotes)
  • Character: Michael Scott
  • Series: The Office
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Year: 2005–2013
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