I guess you’d prefer if we’d listen to that punk rock music I’ve been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience.[Harold Weir]Ah, that’s terrible.[Jean Weir]Yep, that’s what I want to do. Spend my hard-earned money to be spit on. Now that’s entertainment.[Harold Weir]Oh, come on, Dad. Every generation is afraid of the music that comes from the next. Well, I’m sure your parents hated Elvis.[Lindsay Weir]Elvis didn’t expectorate on his fans.[Harold Weir]No, but he died on the toilet.[Sam Weir]Well, that’s paradise compared to where those Sex Pistols are gonna end up.[Harold Weir]

Source:S1.Ep2: Beers and Weirs
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